Sam & Cat, Season 1

State regulator:
  You Blue Dog Soda punks are in serious trouble!

Sam:
  Why?

State regulator:
  Why!?

Sam:
  What's your problem?

Cat:
  Yeah, what's wrong with making a tasty soda that everybody loves?

Dice:
  Which we wouldn't've had to do if you hadn't banned Blue Dog Soda in the first place!

Goomer:
  Has anybody seen the butt-scratcher?

Cat:
  What's your problem with Blue Dog?

State regulator:
  My problem is that some people drink too much of it.  And that's not healthy.

Sam:
  So?  Some people eat too many sandwiches; you gonna ban sandwiches?

Cat:
  Oh, and roller coasters!  What if a kid decided to ride roller coasters all day long everyday?  He'd flunk out of school!

Dice:
  You gonna ban roller coasters?

Sam:
  And what about sleeping?  I mean, if a person sleeps way too long, they're gonna wake up in a pile of their own poop.

Cat:
  You gonna ban sleeping?

Goomer:
  And pooping?

Dice:
  And what about hugs?

Sam:
  Right!

Dice:
  If you hug someone real tight for too long, you could kill 'em.

Goomer:
  That is true.

Sam:
  So maybe you should ban hugging.

Dice:
  Why don't you just ban everything?

Cat:
  Yeah!  Because too much of anything could be bad for you.  But it's not fair to punish everybody.

Sam:
  Just 'cause some people can't control themselves.

Goomer:
  Don't you think people oughta be free to choose?

Cat:
  This is America.

Dice:
  The seventh-smartest country in the world.

Sam:
  And we don't need people like you telling everybody what we can and can't do.

(The audience cheers)

(The state regulator cries)

Mitch:
  Dad, what's wrong?

State regulator:
  They're right!  I'm so stupid!