Saturday Night Live, Season 2

Jane Curtin:
Today was the 102nd running of the Preakness, and our Update sports team was there, where we not only covered the race but also attached a microphone to the jockey of the race's winner, Seattle Slew.

[cut to stock footage of the race]

Jockey:
[voiceover] Ouch..! Ouch..! Ow..! Oh, boy..! Hey.. hey.. aiiee..! Ow-ay.. ow..! Ow.. ow.!

Horse:
[voiceover] It's okay, we'll be alright!

Jockey:
[voiceover] Okay. Oh..! Ow..! Ow..!

Horse:
[voiceover] We're okay!

Jockey:
[voiceover] I know, my- ow!

Horse:
[voiceover] Ohhh, I told you, Wilbur!

Jockey:
[voiceover] Ow, I wish I was wearing my jockey shorts-- aiieee! Ow..!

Horse:
[voiceover] Oh boy, Wilbur! Oh..! Good boy!

[cut back to Jane Curtin at the news deck]

Jane Curtin:
A footnote to the race: the other favorite, Run Dusty Run, not noted for being a good loser, threw a tantrum and had to be dragged away kicking and screaming.