Scrubs, Season 4

[Dr. Cox has just made Elliot Chief Resident, passing J.D. over; J.D. does not take the news well.]

Dr. Cox:
Newbie, how you doing?

J.D.:
[voiceover] OK, keep it together. It's "be a man" time. [out loud, barely holding together] No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though. [hysterically] Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards?! [Falls to his knees, throwing business cards everywhere]

Dr. Cox:
Yeah, Scarlet, you're chief resident too.

J.D.:
Uh, what now?

Dr. Cox:
Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle, and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle, together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...-slash-labradoodle.

J.D.:
So wait, why didn't you just say that in the first place?

Dr. Cox:
What, and miss your hall-of-fame hissy? Not on your life.