Scrubs, Season 4

J.D.:
[narration] Even though I was already an amazing doctor, when I became chief resident I decided to add a little something extra to my repertoire. A hook, if you will.

[J.D. approaches the bed of a female patient, holding a handheld tape recorder]

J.D.:
[into recorder] Mrs. McCullum, forties. Moderately attractive, condition improving.

Mrs. McCullum:
Did you just say I was moderately attractive?

J.D.:
Excuse me, Mrs. McCullum. [into recorder] Patient's complaint of hearing loss was clearly just to get attention.