Scrubs, Season 4

Molly:
Perry, no one's pure evil! I mean, yeah, some people have a hard outer shell, but inside, everybody has a creamy center.

Dr. Cox:
There are plenty of people here on this particular planet who are hard on the outside and hard on the inside.

Molly:
So they'd have more of a nougaty center?

Dr. Cox:
Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with a bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine.

Molly:
[Rubs his stomach] I'm touching your creamy center!

[She leaves; J.D. enters the hallway behind Dr. Cox]

Dr. Cox:
Ohh, I am... so very angry... that I'm going to find someone to kill...just to prove her wrong.

[J.D. turns around and flees]