Scrubs, Season 4

Molly:
I'm sorry, I'm attracted to damaged, dysfunctional people and you're just too normal.

J.D.:
[narration] Sometimes all it takes is a slammin' hottie to make you dig down deep and discover who you really are.

J.D.:
My emotional journey began at five years old when I walked in on my parents having sex in a position my father would later playfully describe as "the jackhammer." I have a mentor that verbally abuses me every chance he gets and no matter how much I try I can't stop constantly narrating my own life.

J.D.:
[narration] At that very moment I feared I had divulged too much.

J.D.:
Molly, I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair.

Molly:
Wow. [kisses J.D.]