Scrubs, Season 4

Elliot:
I have been kicking ass lately, but this place is such a boys' club, I still can't even get x-rays or lab tests back on time.

Carla:
Hey, Elliot, if you're desperate to get things done, you could always do what Jordan does.

Jordan (to the security guard):
Could you move my car out of the sun? If the seat gets too hot, my thighs get all pink and sweaty.

(The security guard grabs the keys and speeds off)

Jordan:
Yeah. Bye-bye, security guard.

Elliot:
Hm. Very classy.

Jordan:
Don't judge me, stick. You do what you have to do to level the playing field.

Elliot:
Well, Carla and I would never behave that way.

Carla (holding a plate of chocolate cake):
Thank you.

Elliot:
How'd you get chocolate cake? He said they didn't have any!

Carla:
Oh. I just did like this (thrusts her cleavage) and said, "Got cake?"