Scrubs, Season 5

[J.D. enters as Turk is washing up]

J.D.:
Hey Turk, I'm gonna go across the street and get some coffee. You want one?

Turk:
Get me a small one-pump mocha.

J.D.:
[voiceover] The perfect set-up to a joke, but no one's around to hear!

[He hefts Turk over his shoulder and carries him out, through the halls, and downstairs.]

Turk:
Whoa! Dude! Noooooo! Dude!

[J.D. plunks Turk down in front of Dr. Cox]

J.D.:
So what did you want me to get you?

Turk:
A small one-pump mocha?

J.D.:
Wasn't that your nickname in high school? Helloooooo!

Turk:
Dude, there's a guy upstairs waiting to have his spleen removed!

J.D.:
It was worth it!