Scrubs, Season 5

[J.D. is set up on a blind date with a patient's niece]

J.D.:
[Thinking] I gotta thank Mrs. Nichols for setting this up.

[A woman walks in, and is at least twice J.D.'s age]

J.D.:
[Thinking] Oh, Mrs. Nichols, you blue-haired bitch.

[The woman walks away and a hot girl walks in]

J.D.:
[Thinking] Oh, Mrs. Nichols, your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing. And yet there is something so accessible about her, I wonder what it is?

[The girl collides with a server and flips a table over]

Julie:
Oh, I'm gonna have the carrot cake.