Scrubs, Season 6

Jordan:
Anyway, I was thinking we need new table linens for the dining room. Well, not so much table linens as placemats. What do you think's prettier, burgundy or mauve?

Dr. Kelso:
[While Jordan continues to talk continuously] What the hell's with her?

Dr. Cox:
She's mad, but she can't give me the "silent treatment", because she knows I'd actually love that, so she's giving me the "talk until I want to commit suicide treatment".

Dr. Kelso:
Sucks to be you.

Dr. Cox:
You have no idea. [Doctor Kelso walks off]

Jordan:
[is still talking as Doctor Cox starts eating his newspaper] What else do I need for that - OH! I need new pillow shams and I - I like cotton, but I think we should get a cotton blend because that's easier to clean and I hate ironing. Maybe we need a new housekeeper - maybe the housekeeper should come every single day now...