Scrubs, Season 6

Dr. Cox:
A tip jar. Really? So what am I supposed to do, just duke you my change because you poured hot water through beans? Well, I'll tell you what, my friend, unless you're also planning on giving me a complimentary reach-around with my beverage, I'm afraid the answer is yeah-no. Here's a novel idea: Why don't you go fetch me a very large cup of coffee with so damn many fake sugars in it that the coffee itself gets cancer. [slouches away]

Elliot:
Guys, guys, I got a good one. Is it me, or does...

Everyone:
[monotone] ...someone need to switch to decaf?

Turk:
Lay off of Elliot. She doesn't watch as much old TV as we do.

Elliot:
You actually stood up for me! But, now I'm forced to ask...

Everyone:
[monotone again] ...who are you and what have you done with Turk?

Elliot:
[shrieking] Stop finishing my awesome jokes!

J.D.:
[holding his ears] Oh my God!