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Scrubs, Season 6

Scrubs is a comedy television series that ran from 2001 to 2008 on NBC, and from 2008 to 2010 on ABC. It was created by Bill Lawrence, who also co-created Spin City. more »

J.D.:
I can't believe you can get heart failure from being sad. How do you treat that?

[Cut to fantasy; a man is flatlining.]

J.D.:
This man is coding, get me a box of kittens, stat!

[J.D. tips the kittens over the man, who comes back to life and smiles.]

J.D. Possible side effects of kittens include sneezing, tiny scratches and erectile dysfunction.

[Cut back from fantasy.]

J.D.:
Wouldn't I be a great spokesman for things?

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