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Seinfeld, Season 1

Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more »

Kramer:
[Realizing that the robbery was his fault] Look, Jerry, I'm sorry, I'm uh, you have insurance, right buddy?

Jerry:
No.

Kramer:
How can you not have insurance?

Jerry:
Because...I spent my money on the Clapgo D. 29, it's the most impenetrable lock on the market today...it has only one design flaw:the door... [closing door] must be closed!

Kramer:
Jerry! I'm gonna find your stuff. I'm gonna solve it, I'm on the case, buddy, I'm on the case!

Jerry:
Yeah, don't investigate, don't pay me back, it was an accident.

Kramer:
I made a mistake.

Elaine:
These things happen.

Kramer:
I'm human

Jerry:
In your way.

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