Sherlock, Series 1

Sherlock:
You can't just break into my flat!

Lestrade:
And you can't withhold evidence! And I didn't break in to your flat.

Sherlock:
Well what do you call this then?

Lestrade:
It's a drugs bust!

John:
Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?

Sherlock:
John.

John:
I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day and you wouldn't find anything that you could call recreational.

Sherlock:
John, you might want to shut up now.

John:
Yeah, but come on... no...

Sherlock:
What?

John:
...You?

Sherlock:
Shut up. [To Lestrade] I'm not your sniffer dog.

Lestrade:
No, Anderson's my sniffer dog.

Sherlock:
What, A- [spots Anderson] Anderson? What are you doing here on a drugs bust?!

Anderson:
Oh I volunteered.

Lestrade:
They all did. They're not strictly speaking on the drug squad, but they're very keen.

[Sgt Donovan comes out of the kitchen with a small clear glass jar with 3 or 4 eyes in it]

Donovan:
Are these human eyes?

Sherlock:
Put those back!

Donovan:
They were in the microwave!

Sherlock:
It's an experiment!