Babylon 5, Season 2: The Coming of Shadows

[Ambassador Correlilmerzon insists on sex to cement the Earth-Lumati alliance. Ivanova does a bizarre song and dance which she claims is human-style sex.]

Susan Ivanova:
Boom! Shabba-labba-labba. Boom! Shabba-labba-labba. Hey there, hey there, three bags full! You come here often? Yes! I do! . . . I slept with you the other night. You didn't call, you didn't write! I think you did it just for SPITE! Oh! Yes… oh, yes! Oh, YES! OH! YES! Tell me about your portfolio! Oh, YES! YES! YES! YES! Lie to me about your family… . . .

Boom! Shabba-labba-labba.

Boom! Shabba-labba-labba.

Hey there, hey there, three bags full!

You come here often? Yes! I do!

. . .

I slept with you the other night.

You didn't call, you didn't write!

I think you did it just for SPITE!

Oh! Yes… oh, yes! Oh, YES! OH! YES!

Tell me about your portfolio!

Oh, YES! YES! YES! YES!

Lie to me about your family…

. . .

[She finishes with a shriek and a compliment.]

Correlilmerzon:
What do I do now?

Ivanova:
Old style, you roll over and go to bed. New style, you go out for pizza, I never see you again.