Sherlock, Series 2

Sherlock Holmes:
[on the phone] Lestrade? We've had a break-in at Baker Street. Send your least irritating officers and an ambulance. Oh, no-no-no-no, we're fine. No, it's the burglar. He's got himself rather badly injured. Oh, a few broken ribs, fractured skull, suspected punctured lung. He fell out of a window.

[Cuts to Mrs Hudson's downstairs flat, where John is cleaning her face]

Mrs. Hudson:
Oh, it stings. [Something large and body-shaped falls past the window and crashes on top of a dumpster] Oh, that was right on my bins.

[Cuts to police officers and paramedics congregating outside as an ambulance leaves and Sherlock stands by Lestrade on the sidewalk]

DI Lestrade:
And exactly how many times did he fall out the window?

Sherlock Holmes:
Oh, it's all a bit of a blur, Detective Inspector. I lost count.