Sherlock, Series 3

[Sherlock is recounting the events preceding John's stag night]

Molly Hooper:
Murder scenes? Locations of... murders?

Sherlock Holmes:
Pub crawl, themed.

Molly Hooper:
Yeah, but why can't you just do underground stations?

Sherlock Holmes:
Lacks the personal touch. We're going to go for a drink in every...

Molly Hooper:
...street where you've found a corpse. Delightful! Where do I come in?

Sherlock Holmes:
Don't want to get ill. That would ruin it, spoil the mood.

Molly Hooper:
But you're a graduate chemist, can't you just work it out?

Sherlock Holmes:
I lack the practical experience.

Molly Hooper:
Meaning that you think I like a drink?

Sherlock Holmes:
Occasionally.

Molly Hooper:
You think I'm a drunk?

Sherlock Holmes:
No, no...[awkward pause] You look... well.

Molly Hooper:
I am.

Sherlock Holmes:
How's... [struggling to remember the name] Tom?

Molly Hooper:
Not a sociopath.

Sherlock Holmes:
Still? Good.

Molly Hooper:
And we're having quite a lot of sex.

Sherlock Holmes:
Okaaay. I want you to calculate John's ideal intake, and mine, to remain in the sweet spot for the whole evening. Light-headedness, good.

Molly Hooper:
Urinating in wardrobes, bad.