Sherlock, Series 3

[Interrogating victims of the Mayfly Man in his imaginary courtroom]

Sherlock Holmes:
[to the nurse] What did you say? You said John Hamish Watson. You said that. You said Hamish. How did you know? How did you know his middle name? He never tells anyone, he hates it.

[Flash to Baker Street. Sherlock is trying to guess John's middle name]

Sherlock Holmes:
John...H...Watson?

John Watson:
Yep.

[Over breakfast]

Sherlock Holmes:
Henry?

John Watson:
Shut up.

[Reading]

Sherlock Holmes:
Humphrey?

John Watson:
Shut up.

[Through the bathroom door, while John is in the shower]

Sherlock Holmes:
Higgins?

John Watson:
Go away!

[Back to the courtroom]

Sherlock Holmes:
It took him years to confide in me...

[John comes in to find Sherlock reading something]

John Watson:
...That's my birth certificate.

Sherlock Holmes:
Yep.

[Back to the courtroom]

Sherlock Holmes:
And the Woman, she knew.

[There is a momentary flashback to A Scandal In Belgravia]

Sherlock Holmes:
God knows where she is.

[Suddenly, Irene Adler is stood before Sherlock, naked. She traces a fingernail down his jawline]

Sherlock Holmes:
[Exasperated] Out of my head. I'm busy!