Sherlock, Series 3

John Watson:
I've thought long and hard about what I want to say to you. These are prepared words, Mary. I've chosen these words with care.

Mary Watson:
Okay.

John Watson:
The problems of your past are your business. The problems of your future...are my privilege. That's all I have to say; that's all I need to know [He throws her USB stick in the fire] No, I did't read it.

Mary Watson:
[crying] You don't even know my name.

John Watson:
Is "Mary Watson" good enough for you?

Mary Watson:
Yes! Oh my God, yes.

John Watson:
Then it's good enough for me, too.

[they embrace]

John Watson:
All this does not mean that I'm not still basically pissed off with you.

Mary Watson:
Mm, I know, I know.

John Watson:
I am very pissed off, and it will come out now and then.

Mary Watson:
I know, I know, I know.

John Watson:
You can mow the sodding lawn from now on.

Mary Watson:
I do mow the lawn.

John Watson:
I do it loads.

Mary Watson:
You really don't.

John Watson:
I choose the baby's name.

Mary Watson:
Not a chance.

John Watson:
Okay.