Six Feet Under, Season 1

Nate:
I, uh, think Mr. Suarez kinda shit himself. Is that normal?

David:
You stopped to eat? Do you have any respect for human life at all?

Nate:
I have a huge respect for human life! I just didn't know that they can take a dump when they're dead!

David:
Well, they can. Make a note of it!

Ruth:
Boys, I don't like this bickering.

David:
Yeah, and I don't like you sleeping with hairdressers. [Ruth slaps David. David walks away, followed by Nate]

Nate:
Look, don't take this out on Mom. What is it that you want to say to me?

David:
Well, there's a body that's spent over two hours in a van. Unrefrigerated. Decomposing at a rate much faster than you could ever imagine. Thanks for making my life just that much more difficult. Thanks for undermining my authority with our employees. And thanks for making so clear to me that my choice to dedicate myself to this business and to this family was really stupid, because apparently I would have be rewarded just the same for wasting my life.

Nate:
Oh, my life is a waste? Well, f*** you. At least I enjoy it.

David:
Well, lucky you.

Nate:
Dave, at least let me help.

David:
You've helped enough.