Smallville, Season 2

Martha:
How can you be as fast as lightning and as slow as molasses all at the same time?

Clark:
Sometimes, Mom, I'm even a mystery to myself.

Jonathan:
Wait a minute, didn't I just fix your alarm clock recently?

Clark:
Yeah, but I crushed it this morning hitting the snooze alarm. Guess I'm not much of a morning person.

Jonathan:
Must have got that from your mother. You know, she could be late to her own wedding. In fact, she was late to her own wedding.

Martha:
Not all of us were trained by roosters.