Smallville, Season 3

Perry White:
I finally found my story.

Clark:
For some insane reason, it's me. Chloe told me. I don't think it's funny.

Perry White:
Oh, it's not a joke, Clark. I got the facts to back it up.

Clark:
What kind of facts are those?

Perry White:
The accident, the power lines, your magical appearance as your family tractor drops out of the sky.

Clark:
I explained that.

Perry White:
"It fell off a truck." That's not an explanation, that's a punch line. I spent the morning combing through police records and newspaper stories. You're Johnny on the Spot, Clark. You're Smallville's own hero on deck.

Clark:
Trust me, Mr. White, there's nothing special about me.

Perry White:
Oh, that's where you're wrong, kid. So far I got you pegged as really strong and shock-resistant. The question is, what other tricks have you got up your sleeve?