Smallville, Season 4

Bart:
You know what, man? Enough about poor little street urchin, all right? Let's take a closer look at the mysterious Clark Kent... You like to study Native American mythology. You've scrawled the name "Lana" on your notebooks, and you have one of the most boring hobbies known to man. Rock collecting.

Clark:
I don't collect r--

[Bart opens a lead box with Kryptonite in it]

Bart:
Dude, are you okay?

Clark:
Put that away. I'm allergic.

Bart:
Man, I've heard of people sneezing around cats and dogs and stuff, but never getting all weak in the knees over a rock.

Clark:
It's a long story.

Bart:
Which is one I'm sure I would love to hear... after we get back.

Clark:
Get back from where?

Bart:
Anywhere we want. I mean, dude, we are two super-powered studs here. Why else do you think I came to Smellyville looking for you, man? Let's go crank it up, go have some fun! You ever seen Florida?