Smallville, Season 6

Victor:
Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head.... and a reason to go on living.

Oliver:
Did he just say something nice about me?

A.C.:
Maybe he's starting to rust.

Clark:
A.C., how'd you fall into all this?

A.C.:
I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.

Victor:
A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.

A.C.:
I would have gotten out of it.

Oliver:
Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?

Victor:
Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.

A.C.:
Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.