Soap, Season 1

[Mary walks in to find her son, Jodie, wearing womens' clothing]

Mary:
Jodie?! What in the world are you doing?

Jodie:
Ma...

Mary:
Look at you! My wig, my necklace, my best dress-- Oh! You wear that belted!

Jodie:
Yes.

Mary:
I never thought of wearing it belted. It looks much better that way.

Jodie:
Sure. It breaks up the straight line here, and then it just blouses slightly at the waist.

Mary:
Well, that's much more slimming.

Jodie:
Definitely.

Mary:
Jodie, get out of my clothes.

Jodie:
Mother! Sit down.

Mary:
Jodie! Come on!

Jodie:
Mother, how would you like a daughter?

Mary:
What are you talking about?

Jodie:
Sit down, Mom.

Mary:
Jodie, just tell me.

Jodie:
I'm thinking of having a sex-change operation.

Mary:
[laughs] A sex-change operation. A sex-change operation.

Jodie:
Right.

Mary:
I better sit down.