Soap, Season 1

Burt:
I just can't believe it. I cannot believe it! I mean, it's just a small, small world. I can't get over it! I mean, my long, lost son from Hawaii comes to Connecticut and winds up teaching my sister-in-law and her daughter tennis.

Benson:
Bet that ain't all he teaches!

Burt:
And then, and this is really incredible, my sister-in-law and her daughter don't know they have the same tennis teacher. Plus which, he doesn't know they are mother and daughter. And then... and then to top it all off, no one, but no one knows he's my son!

Chester:
So what, Burt?

Burt:
So, it's a small, small world. And, I can't get over it. Can you?

Chester:
Yes.