Sons of Anarchy, Season 1

Tig:
So you stole an ambulance?

Juice:
I had nothing to do with this.

Half-Sack:
Hell, these things are worth, like, a hundred grand, easy.

Clay:
Yeah, they are. That's why the people who buy 'em are, like, state and federal agencies. So, uh, what? You want me to sell a stolen vehicle to the government?

Half-Sack:
Oh, uh, just something like a small hospital or something.

Clay:
Oh, like, uh, Uncle Freddy's Infirmary?

Tig:
Why don't you just steal, like, a fire engine? And then we could have our own rescue center. We could have our own little uniforms and hats.