Spaced, Season 1

Paintball player:
Gosh, this is so exciting!

Mike:
This your first time, kid?

Paintball player:
I'm thirty-six.

Mike:
This your first time, old man?

Paintball player:
Yeah. I've always fancied myself as a bit of a soldier.

Tim:
Yeah, I've always fancied myself.

Mike:
I've always fancied you...

Tim:
[quickly] Not here!

Paintball player:
You've done this before, then?

Mike:
You could say that.

Paintball player:
What do you mean?

Mike:
Well, let's just say the last time I was in this situation, I wasn't using a paintball gun.

Paintball player:
[in awe] You've seen combat?

Mike:
Yes, yes I have.

Paintball player:
Where?

Mike:
Umm, on the television!

Paintball player:
But you just said the last time you were in this situation you didn't use a paintball gun!

Tim:
He didn't.

Paintball player:
Well, what did you use?

Mike:
Erm, it was a big stick...?