Spaced, Season 1

Duane:
See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.

Tim:
It's not a bedsit. It's a flat. [Shoots Duane in the groin]

Tim:
Yes! [Turns and sees Mike on the floor] No Mike! Mike! Oh Jesus no!

[Mike throws up paint out of his mouth]

Tim:
MEDIC!

Mike:
Is that you Tim?

Tim:
Yeah I'm here man, just hold on, hold on!

Mike:
I'm tired Tim.

Tim:
Just err... everything's going to be fine I promised. (Cries) I'm sorry I said those things, I just.. wasn't thinking straight.

Mike:
I can say some pretty stupid things myself sometimes.

Tim:
No Mike I'm the stupid one. I've always been the stupid one.

[Mike smiles]

Tim:
What are you laughing it?

Mike:
I guess I got to be the hero after all.

Tim:
Yeah, I guess you did.

Mike:
I've gotta, I've gotta sleep.

Tim:
No no Mike stay with me.

Mike:
So tired, so tired. Goodbye old friend.

Tim:
No Mike!

[Mike seemingly somehow dies from his paintball injuries]

Tim:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!