Spaced, Season 1

[Tim speaks to Mike on the phone]

Tim:
What you doing playing Army on a Sunday morning, you're missing Grange Hill!

Mike:
The T.A is no game Tim!

Tim:
It isn't the T.A Mike, it's the Rough Ramblers.

Mike:
You're a civilian, you don't understand. You're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in bed."

Tim:
Yeah, and you're thinking, "It's Sunday. I'd rather be in Apocalypse Now."

[Mike blows a bird whistle]

Tim:
That's easy for you to say. What you doing later on?

Mike:
It's classified.

Tim:
Well, why don't you come round? Look, I'm bored.

Mike:
I can't. Combat canoeing. I'm going to do an Eskimo Roll with a two stone rucksack in my bag, along with a loaded rifle.

Tim:
They don't have rifles in the Rough Ramblers Mike.

Mike:
Hand grenades?

Tim:
No!

Mike:
Anthrax?

Tim:
Mike!

Mike:
Listen Tim. I Gotta go. Looks like we're moving out. Roger. Bravo. Tango. Alpha!

[Mike puts the phone down, and sees some kids carrying a canoe over]

Kid:
Come on, Mike!

[Mike gives the kids a thumbs up]