Spaced, Season 2

Bilbo Bagshot:
I was like you once. Blonde hair. Scraggly little beard. Childlike ears. Full of beans, and spunk. I let my principles get in the way of things. I punched a bloke in the face once for saying Hawk the Slayer was rubbish.

Tim:
Good for you.

Bilbo Bagshot:
Yeah, thanks. But that's not the point, Tim. The point is I was defending the fantasy genre with terminal intensity, when what I should have said was "Dad, you're right - but let's give Krull a try, and we'll discuss it later." [pause] The Phantom Menace was eighteen months ago, Tim!

Tim:
I know Bilbo, but... it still hurts, you know? I mean, that kid wanted a Jar Jar doll!

Bilbo:
Kids like Jar Jar!

Tim:
Why?

Bilbo Bagshot:
What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish! You don't complain about them!

Tim:
Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... f***in'... Shaft!