Spaced, Season 2

Bilbo:
[Stand-offish] What's Derek like as a boss?

Tim:
[Stand-offish] He's okay. Don't fully agree with his policy on vintage comic display.

[Pause]

Bilbo:
[Desperate] Look, Tim, I'm sorry I fired you. It was a mistake! Will you come back?

Tim:
Oh, why? Things not working out with the new guy?

Bilbo:
[Sheepish] You could say that.

[Flash cut to Bilbo's shop]

Tim's Replacement:
Hawk the Slayer's rubbish!

[Bilbo punches him; cut back to the rival comic shop]

Tim:
[Stand-offish] I see.

Bilbo:
Will you come back?

Tim:
Well, I like it here, Bilbo. What makes you think I want to come back?

Bilbo:
This.

[Bilbo produces an answering machine from nowhere and presses play]

Tim:
[On machine; sobbing] Look, B-Bilbo, t-this is Tim. Please can I come back?! I don't like it here!

Tim:
[Sheepish] You got that, did you?

Bilbo:
I would have come in anyway. The place just isn't the same without you there.

Tim:
[Warmly] I'm already there.

Bilbo:
[Alarmed] What?!

Tim:
I mean I'll come back.

Bilbo:
Oh, right. Frightened me for a moment there.