Spaced, Season 2

[Daisy pretending to be Philippa Forrester to interview Tim]

Daisy:
This is a very large machine Tim. Take you long?

Tim:
No, not really.

Daisy:
Hm, fast worker?

Tim:
Well why don't you come on back to my flat and we'll find out.

Daisy:
I think you've already answered my question [laughs].

Tim:
So you like my robot then.

Daisy:
I love it. [gasp] What's this?

Tim:
It's an axe. Feel the weight.

[Daisy lifts the axe. Both draw in a breath.]

Daisy:
There's nothing more devastating than a big chopper.

Tim:
Shhh...[places a finger over Daisy's lips] Don't cheapen this. [moves the hair from her face]

[Daisy and Tim move closer, apparently about to kiss, when Mike opens the front door.]

Mike:
[suspicious] What's going on?

Tim:
Uh, I was just coming - to the pub, with you.

Mike:
Yeah, I think we should take the Private down to the shed.

[Mike goes to another room.]

Daisy:
Hmm, what's up with Mike?

Tim:
Nothing, he just, he usually likes to be Philippa.