SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

[Squidward sees that SpongeBob is still around, even though SpongeBob's supposed to have blown up by now]

Squidward:
Why are you still here?

SpongeBob:
Well, since we finished everything on the list, I thought I'd make up a new one. I already filled up this book with ideas. [reveals a large, thick book to Squidward] We should be able to finish by January...

Squidward:
[knocking the book out of SpongeBob's hands] FORGET THE BOOK! I spent the whole day with you, doing all kinds of ridiculous things, because YOU were supposed to EXPLODE!

SpongeBob:
You want me to explode?

Squidward:
YES! That's what I've been waiting for!

SpongeBob:
[hesitantly] Well...okay, I'll try. [pretends to "explode"] GARY!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!! [laughs] Now it's your turn.

Squidward:
[in SpongeBob's face] THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU BARNACLEHEAD!!

SpongeBob:
Ooh, good one!

Squidward:
NO! You're supposed to explode, into a million pieces!

SpongeBob:
Why would I do that?

Squidward:
Because the pie you ate was a bomb!

SpongeBob:
What pie?

Squidward:
The one I left sitting on the counter this morning, that I bought from pirates for twenty-five bucks, and I didn't know it was a bomb, and you ate it! [points to SpongeBob's stomach] THAT PIE!

SpongeBob:
[thinking] Pie...pie... Oh, you mean this pie! [holds the pie up] I was saving it in my pocket, for us to share. Let's eat! Oops!

[SpongeBob starts to move forward, but then trips on a rock. The pie flies into Squidward's face, and the pie goes off with the force of an atomic bomb]

Squidward:
Ouch...