SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

SpongeBob:
[to Squidward, who is disguised as Santa Claus] I knew you would come, Santa! Hey, Santa, where's your big, round belly?

Squidward:
Uh, that is a part of, um, undersea pressure on my body.

SpongeBob:
Where's your reindeer and your big flying machine?

Squidward:
Uh, I loaned them to the Easter bunny.

SpongeBob:
Hey, Santa, where's your big nose? [pulls down Squidward's nose] I knew you were supposed to have a big one, but that thing's gigantic! [laughs]

Squidward:
[holds his nose] Alright, alright, I'm Santa!

SpongeBob:
Santa! This is the greatest gift you could have given me. Thank you, for bringing Christmas to Bikini Bottom.

Squidward:
I didn't bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom, Spongebob. You did. [pats Spongebob]

SpongeBob:
I...did? Ohhh... [faints, he is taken back home by Gary]