SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

Spongebob:
[invited to Sandy's Treedome] I'm glad Sandy can see the genius of my comedy. Good morning, Sandy.

Sandy:
[dressed like a country beatnik] Well, howdy!

Spongebob:
Sandy, are you alright?

Sandy:
I'm just bein' my old naturally squirelly self! Well, come on in. Yah'll must be tired from tellin' them funny jokes all the time. Why don'tcha take a load off? [pushes Spongebob onto a log]

Spongebob:
Sandy, I think there's something wrong with this seat.

Sandy:
Naw, I just dun put glue on it so you wouldn't fall off. [sees Spongebob's flowers] Are 'dem flowers for me? You even dun got me a vase! [takes Spongebob's water helmet] Ain't dat pretty?

Spongebob:
[rapidly dehydrating] Sandy! I need wa-

Sandy:
Oh, dat's right! You'se a sea critter! Now what was that thing sea critters need? Uh, let's see... I've got this one. Wallet, watch, waffles...

Spongebob:
[desperate] SANDY! WAAAAATERRRRRR!

Sandy:
Well, why didn't you just say so? Here ya go! [shoves a water hose into Spongebob's mouth and turns it on] Yup, a squirrel sure is stupid. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Squirrels is dumb.

Spongebob:
[rapidly inflating as he fills with water] Sandy! OK, Sandy, I get it!

Sandy:
What's that? You want more? Okie-dokie! More water for the sea critter! [turns hose on full blast]

Spongebob:
OK, SANDY, OK! I GET IT!! [cut outside the Treedome, where Spongebob's body appears to have filled the interior of the dome; weakly] No more squirrel jokes...