SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

Flying Dutchman:
Listen! Were going on a little haunting spree, so I want this ship to look good, and scary.

Spongebob:
You mean you want it to look good,.... and scary. I think we could probably.....

Patrick:
No,no, I think he wants it to look so good, that it's scary

Spongebob:
Or maybe that by looking so scary, you forget that it doesn't look good.

Patrick:
I don't get it

Spongebob:
Look, it's easy, it simply means that....

Flying Dutchman:
[Really annoyed] NEVERMIND WHAT IT MEANS!!!!!! I JUST WANT IT TO LOOK SCARY!! THATS IT! You know mold, growing on the ceilings, and bugs in the sink.

Spongebob:
So you don't what it to look good.

Flying Dutchman:
GET MOVIN!!!!!!!!

Spongebob and Patrick:
[Really scared, singing, and swabbing the deck] A sailor's life is a wonderful life, a wonderful life ashore!!