SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

SpongeBob:
The sign says "kitchen," but my heart says "jail."

[Music begins]

SpongeBob:
[singing] A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.

Mr. Krabs:
[singing] A patty is a patty, that's what I say.

SpongeBob:
[singing] A grill is a grill, this is surely so.

Mr. Krabs:
[singing] And fries should be fries either way.

SpongeBob:
[singing] But this grill is not a home. This is not the stove I know.

Mr. Krabs:
[singing] I would trade it all away, if you'd come back to stay.

Both:
[singing] This kitchen's not the same without you.

Mr. Krabs:
[singing] It's just a greasy spooooooooon-

Spongebob:
[singing] It's just a greasy spoon...

Both:
[singing] Without you...

[Spongebob falls flat onto his face and begins to sob]