SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

Squidward:
Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?

Plankton:
Do instruments of torture count?

Squidward:
No.

Patrick:
[raises hand] Is mayonnaise an instrument?

Squidward:
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

[Patrick raises his hand again]

Squidward:
Horseradish is not an instrument either.

[Patrick puts his hand down]

Squidward:
That's fine. No one has any experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you! [starts laughing, then gradually stops]

Mr. Krabs:
When do we get the free food?

Squidward:
Okay, try to repeat after me. [plays a tune with his clarinet] Brass section, go! [the brass section repeat the tune] Good! Now the wind! [the wind section repeat the tune] And the drums! [the drum section tries to play, but the sticks fling on to Squidward] Too bad that didn't kill me.