SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

Narrator:
Day four.

Squidward:
Well, this is our last night together before the show, and I know you haven't improved since we began.

[Patrick is seen chewing on a trombone.]

Squidward:
But I have a theory. People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?

Plankton:
CORRECT!

Squidward:
So if we play loud, people might think we're good! Everybody ready? And a-one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four. [the band plays so loud that the glass breaks] Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.

Harold:
Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with "big meaty claws"!

Mr. Krabs:
What did you say, punk?

Harold:
BIG...MEATY...'CLAWS!'

Mr. Krabs:
Well these claws ain't just for attracting mates!

Harold:
Bring it on old man, BRING IT ON!

SpongeBob:
No people. Let's be smart and bring it off.

Female Fish:
Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!