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SpongeBob SquarePants, Season Two

SpongeBob SquarePants is a TV series that premiered in 1999 on Nickelodeon. It is one of the most popular Nickelodeon shows, it later spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games. more »

Patrick:
You know something, SpongeBob, it's all fun and games for you! Nothing really matters! [sarcastically] Oh, let's go jellyfishing! We don't have any work to do! [angrily] Life's just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews, and nobody has anything to dust, or to clean, or to wipe-- [getting increasingly worked up] --OR FABRICATE!

SpongeBob:
[gently] But Patrick, the only thing I've ever seen you clean is your plate.

[Patrick looks at SpongeBob for a split second, then falls at his feet and breaks down into tears]

SpongeBob:
Patrick! You've forgotten how to eat again! I'll get the funnel!

Patrick:
No, it's not that

Spongebob:
Darn, I like the funnel

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