Stargate Atlantis, Season 4

Keller:
Have you had any nightmares lately?

Rodney:
Not a night goes by. Last night I dreamt that Colonel Carter invited me to her quarters for dinner.

Teyla:
Maybe you shouldn't be telling us this, Rodney.

Keller:
Yeah, I said nightmare, not delusional male fantasy.

Rodney:
Wait and listen. Turns out she was serving lemon chicken. I mean, lemon, and the only reason she invited me to dinner was to tell me she was promoting Zelenka over me.

Ronan:
That's it?

Rodney:
Then I was eaten by a whale. Don't ask how that happened.