Stargate Atlantis, Season 5

Ronon:
They're in weapons range!

[the ship starts taking damage]

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Return fire!

Ronon:
I'm trying!

[the alien fighters keep closing, Ronon starts bashing the console]

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Easy, Chewie! Those buttons are your friends! Just keep trying!

Ronon:
[yells] I'M TRYING!!!

[the engine controls go down]

Dr. McKay:
That's it, sublight's gone for good this time!

[the Alternate Daedalus crawls to a halt when the attackers suddenly start to explode]

Ronon:
What the hell was that?

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
F-302s. It's Atlantis!

[a massive dogfight begins]

Dr. McKay:
[nervous] What's happening?

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
We got some help from some friends, guess we're on the right side after all-

Alternate Sheppard:
Daedalus, this is Lieutenant Colonel John Sheppard, do you read? [Sheppard and Ronon look at each other confused] Daedalus, do you read?

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Yeah, Daedalus, uh, this is Daedalus, come in.

Alternate Sheppard:
Who-Who is this?

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
It's a long story!

Alternate Sheppard:
Well, whoever you are you saved our asses when you took out their main weapons. I think the least we can do is return the favor.

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
I'd much appreciate it.

Ronon:
Uh, Sheppard...

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Oh, crap! [takes out a fighter that was trying to crash into the bridge]

Alternate Sheppard:
Sorry about that, one of 'em got through. Nice shooting, though.

Lt. Col. Sheppard:
Oh, thanks...