Stargate SG-1, Season 1

Dr. Jackson:
[on a walkie-talkie]: Jack, we've finished our recon, loaded up FRED and are ready to head back through the Gate. Is this...am I using this right?

[Teal'c has been watching television]

Teal'c:
Your world is a strange place.

Dr. Jackson:
...So is yours.

[Teal'c shoots a crystal with his staff weapon in the gate room]

Capt. Carter:
[picking up a crystal shard] Here's a good one.

Technician:
What's going on in there?

Teal'c:
You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the Gate Room?

[Carter and Jackson glance uncertainly at one another, there is a pause]

Capt. Carter:
[Turning quickly to leave] Oh, yeah.

Dr. Jackson:
[Turning quickly to leave] Absolutely.

[Col O'Neill has been placed in a cell and is being observed through a video]

Col O'Neill:
Come on, get me out of here! Tell you what. Let me put it nicely.[gets on a chair and gets his face into the video] Get me the hell out of here!

Gen. Hammond:
If that isn't O'Neill, I want to know who the hell we're looking at.

[SG-1 is going off base, Teal'c is taking his staff with him]

Gen. Hammond:
Teal'c, you'll have to leave that here.

Teal'c:
I have seen your world. I will need it.

Gen. Hammond:
Can't let you take your weapon, Teal'c. You-all of you-will be operating in public so you can't do or say anything that reveals the existence of the SGC or the Stargate.

[Hammond hands Teal'c a Chicago hat]

Teal'c:
Chicago. The windy city. Home of the Black Hawks, the Bulls and the White Sox.

Col. O'Neill:
Don't forget the Cubs.