Stargate SG-1, Season 2

[Teal'c and Jack are boxing.]

Teal'c:
What is the purpose of these gloves, O'Neill?

Col. O'Neill:
So we don't hurt each other.

[Teal'c looks at him doubtfully.]

Col. O'Neill:
I'll be honest with you, Teal'c, it's so you don't hurt me.

Teal'c:
If our purpose is to not cause each other harm, why then are we doing battle, O'Neill?

Col. O'Neill:
What can I tell you Teal'c, it's boxing. It's fun, c'mon!

[Jack begins dancing. When Teal'c doesn't move, he stops]:

Col. O'Neill:
C'mon Teal'c, you gotta move around a little. You gotta dance!

Teal'c:
I am confused, O'Neill. Are we preparing to dance or to do battle?

Col. O'Neill:
Teal'c, if you don't move around, you're a sittin' duck. You're a target!

[O'Neill lands a punch on Teal'c, who still is not moving]:

Col. O'Neill:
Ha! Like that!

[Teal'c looks down at the spot on his chest where O'Neill hit him, then looks at O'Neill with raised eyebrows]:

Col. O'Neill:
I'm sorry, did I hurt you?

Teal'c:
I am fine.

Col. O'Neill:
Well that's why you gotta move aroun-

[Teal'c hits O'Neill in the head, knocking him over]:

Teal'c:
How was that, O'Neill?

Col. O'Neill:
That's good...that's...good. But, uh, think about keeping your hands up...Is my nose bleedin'?

Teal'c:
You are fine.