Stargate SG-1, Season 2

Col. O'Neill:
Well, we're not gonna stand around doing nothing.

Dr. Jackson:
We're not doing nothing.

Col. O'Neill:
You're videotaping a plant.

Dr. Jackson:
Well, I think this might be important.

Col. O'Neill:
Well, I think you might be losing what's left of your mind.

Dr. Jackson:
[Pause] ... What's that supposed to mean?

Col. O'Neill:
It means that on a good day, you can be a little flaky.

Dr. Jackson:
And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending.

Col. O'Neill:
Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference in opinion on how to handle a crisis.

Dr. Jackson:
Oh, please! We have a-a difference of opinion on just about everything.

Col. O'Neill:
Gimme an example.

Dr. Jackson:
I dunno, pick something! How about -- how about mythology?

Col. O'Neill:
Rumors, lies, fairytales.

Dr. Jackson:
[Finally losing it, jumping around in a frustrated circle] Y'see?! See? See? See? See?? See?? Mythology is one of the primary motivations for cultural development!

Col. O'Neill:
Maybe it is; what's that got to do with filming a plant?!

Dr. Jackson:
Exactly!

Col. O'Neill:
What does that mean?!

Dr. Jackson:
I don't know!