Stargate SG-1, Season 4

Jack O'Neill:
Listen, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about what's happened here.

Clone O'Neill:
Oh I'm sure that makes him feel better.

Jack O'Neill:
Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Clone O'Neill:
Same thing you do. Only better.

Jack O'Neill:
What does that mean?

Clone O'Neill:
Better? It means bet-ter, stronger, faster.

Jack O'Neill:
You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force.

Clone O'Neill:
No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job.

Jack O'Neill:
What job?

Clone O'Neill:
Explore the universe. Fight the Goa'uld.

Jack O'Neill:
Oh what, like now?

Clone O'Neill:
Oh you made this mess.

Jack O'Neill:
What we did was help these people.

Clone O'Neill:
Oh come on, I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed.

Jack O'Neill:
... well that's not the point.

Clone O'Neill:
And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet? Sheesh!

Jack O'Neill:
You gave me your word!

Clone O'Neill:
Oh! Is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear. Besides, what were you gonna do? Destroy me?

Jack O'Neill:
I might have!

Clone O'Neill:
Alright! Come on bring it on flyboy! Let's go! Come on!

Jack O'Neill:
Oh you little... [Jack O'Neill and Clone O'Neill begin to fight/wrestle]

Maj. Carter:
Sirs! [They stop fighting and look up] As much as I would like to see how this plays out, don't we have something more important to do?