Stargate SG-1, Season 5

Osiris:
What are you proposing? An alliance?

Zipacna:
No. But I am offering you a position of power in exchange for your support.

Osiris:
[haughtily] Osiris serves no one. You least of all.

Zipacna:
You once served Isis.

Osiris:
[defensive] She was my queen. She served me.

Zipacna:
Interesting. Interesting that you now choose a female host. A most attractive one at that.

Osiris:
You waste my time.

Zipacna:
You misunderstand. I am not asking you to serve me. I must admit that I am an emmisary for a much more powerful Goa'uld..one you once knew quite well.

Osiris:
Of whom do you speak?

Zipacna:
Anubis.

Col. O'Neill:
It's always suicide mission this, save the planet that. No one ever just stops by to say "hi" any more.

Maj. Carter:
You're talking about taking out the entire Goa'uld leadership?

Ren'au:
We are.

Col. O'Neill:
Welcome to the Dark Side.

Lt. Elliot:
Maybe not sir, but I am looking forward to meeting the Tok'ra

Col. O'Neill:
You'll get over it

Jacob:
[to Jackson] Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.

Maj. Carter:
I thought you said he'd be going in as a slave?

Jacob:
The System Lord Yu.

Maj. Carter:
Little joke there.

Col. O'Neill:
[sarcastic] Funny!

[Jacob is explaining how to use the Re'ol ring]

Jacob:
Just don't jab yourself with it.

Dr. Jackson:
Why?

Jacob:
Actually I don't know exactly. That in itself should scare you.

Ren'au:
I'm cutting power to the base. The energy signature would give away our position. Now they'll have to resort to random bombardment.

Col. O'Neill:
Well, that's encouraging.

Ren'au:
We will die before we give up our secrets.

Col. O'Neill:
You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying.

Jacob:
Daniel? How's it going?

Dr. Jackson:
Oh, swell. It's kinda like Goa'uld Mardi Gras here.