Stargate SG-1, Season 5

Col. O'Neill:
Now what?

Maj. Carter:
I don't know. I mean the power cells should be fully charged. As far as I can tell there isn't an on switch. It's possible the power was depleted for too long.

[Jack looks at Daniel]

Col. O'Neill:
Why don't you kiss her?

[Carter is inspecting an inert gynoid.]

Maj. Carter:
There's a pulse.

Dr. Jackson:
It has a heartbeat?

Col. O'Neill:
It has a heart?

Dr. Jackson:
I don't think she knows she's a robot.

Col. O'Neill:
Okay, how is that possible?

Dr. Jackson:
Well, the last time your consciousness was downloaded into an android, you didn't figure it out right away.

Dr. Jackson:
She's kind of hard to pin down in a conversation, her attention wanders. It's like she has the mind of a child.

[Everyone stares at O'Neill, who is playing with a magnifying glass and making faces]

Col. O'Neill:
What?

[Jackson is being treated for a concussion]

Dr. Jackson:
I don't think she meant to hurt me. I just don't think she liked what I was saying.

Col. O'Neill:
I don't like most of what you say. I try to resist the urge to shove you through a wall.

Soldier:
Colonel, you said to look for anything uncharacteristic of the indigenous technology, right?

Col. O'Neill:
I would never say anything like that.

[O'Neill has just shot Reese]

Dr. Jackson:
You stupid sonovabitch.

Col. O'Neill:
Hey. You're welcome.

Dr. Jackson:
You didn't have to shoot her.

Col. O'Neill:
Yes I did.

Dr. Jackson:
She was shutting them down.

Col. O'Neill:
I had no way of knowing that and neither did you.

Dr. Jackson:
They didn't stop because you shot her. They stopped because she told them to.

Col. O'Neill:
Carter said she was losing control. Now if just one of those damn things got out of this base, developed its own personality, we would be royally screwed.

Dr. Jackson:
You just killed the only chance we'll ever have of stopping them.