Stargate SG-1, Season 7

[Dr. Jackson explains to Nesa that he needs glasses because he can't see well]

Nesa:
Perhaps you are in need of a symbiote.

Dr. Jackson:
Yeah, I'll just stick with the glasses.

Neith:
Why have we brought them here?

Mala:
Because that was the mission.

Neith:
Why wasn't I told?

Mala:
Because we knew you would disagree.

[Speaking of the Hak'tyl]

Dr. Jackson:
I can't help but think of the ancient Greek amazon mythos.

Col. O'Neill:
Yes. Me too.

Dr. Jackson:
They were female warriors who occasionally captured men from other tribes in order to mate with them. Would often, um, would sometimes remove their right breasts so they could more easily fire a bow and arrow.

Col. O'Neill:
I see neither bow nor arrow.

Dr. Jackson:
No.

Col. O'Neill:
Wait, you don't s'pose that's why they want us, do you? You know, the three of us.

Dr. Jackson:
To...to mate with? No, I don't think so.

Col. O'Neill:
Cause you know me, I'm all for helping people.

Maj. Carter:
[laughing] Oh, God!